I've decided I want to be a faith healer. Only instead of yelling, "Be healed!" while slamming my palm into someone's forehead, I would yell, "Get some f***ing sense!"
By which I mean show some compassion, empathy, and humbleness toward your fellow man. You know, the way Jesus always acted.
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I'm laughing out loud here. Oh, please do pursue this new career. You'd be the best... and the world NEEDS you! Great idea.
I would if I could make any money at it but most hateful people are happy to stay that way.
Like when Cher slapped Nicholas Cage in Moonstruck!
Colleen- Ha, ha, ha! Yes.
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